[flashback:]
Business man: Hey, nonfat latte to go.
Barney: Mellow order, bro, mellow order.
Business man: Dude, that your g-friend? All right, high five!
Barney: Sorry, I only give high twos.
Business man: Whatevs. As long as you're nailing that.
Barney: Listen to you. That? You know, women aren't objects. They're human beings. And FYI, Shannon and I have decided to wait till we're married. You can read about it in my 'zine.
Business man: Hey, haircut, right here. Open up your knowledge basket, 'cause here it comes. Forget all that touchy-feely crap. You get money, you get laid. End of discussion.
Barney: I feel sorry for you, man.
Business man: Peace out, hombre.
Barney: [chuckles] Suits.
Barney: [v.o.] Five weeks later, we were all set to leave for the Peace Corps. Only problem was... she never showed up.