Robin: I found it. Are you ready to... What the hell are you doing?
Barney: I'm birthday suiting up. I'm sorry. Did you want to undress me?
Robin: No! I thought we were just hanging out as friends.
Barney: Oh, come on, you have been throwing yourself at me all night.
Robin: What?! I did the opposite! I threw some other girl at you.
Barney: You invited me up to your apartment to "play Battleship." Is that not an internationally recognized term for sex?
Robin: No.
Barney: Great. I hope you're happy. You sunk my battleship.