Quote from Ted in Drumroll, Please
Victoria: We're not gonna kiss tonight. [Ted pounds keys on the piano] If we kiss, all of this becomes real. You, you might use too much tongue, or not use enough and then suddenly, poof, spell's broken. Ted: I will use exactly the right amount of tongue. Victoria: Okay, how about this? The best part of any first-kiss is the lead-up to it, the moment right before the lips touch. It's like a big drumroll. So, how about, tonight, we just stick with the drumroll. Ted: Okay. Victoria: But we can't kiss. Ted: Okay. [Victoria and Ted lean in as to kiss, but then pull away]