Lily: What are you going as? Oh, like I even have to ask.
Ted: Hey, I want the Slutty Pumpkin to recognize me and she knows me as a hanging chad. What? She thought it was hilarious.
Lily: Yeah, four years ago, but nobody remembers what the hell a hanging chad is.
Marshall: What a sad commentary on our national attention span that we could forget such a turbulent time in our political history.
Lily: [as a parrot] Sad commentary. [squawks] All right, Polly gotta pee.