Future Ted: [v.o.] And that's how it ended with Natalie. No happily ever after. Just a whole lot of hurt. And just like that all those wonderful memories were replaced. By this one. But you know, bad as that night was, within a year Natalie was married. With three beautiful children. So that's the up side of her. Sometimes it happens for a reason.
Son: Wow, so you got beat up by a girl?
Future Ted: Is that all you're taking away from this story?
Son: You got beat up by a girl?
Future Ted: Hey, she knew Krav Maga.