Quote from Barney in Last Forever
[2019:] Ted: Wait, you're messing with us, right? You didn't really get a girl pregnant? Barney: It's real. She's pregnant. Marshall: Kinda puts an asterisk, on the whole perfect month thing, huh? The Mother: Barney, are you okay? [Jim Nantz appears next to Barney in a puff of smoke] Barney: Ah, Jim Nantz. Thank goodness. You're always here for me in times of trouble. What should I do? Jim Nantz: You're on your own this time, bro. [Jim Nantz disappears in a puff of smoke] Lily: Congratulations, Papa. Barney: Stop it. This is a disaster. Lily: Why? Barney: Why? Because I'm too old. I was about to enter my golden years. My Clooney years. My daddy issues years, where I don't just remind messed-up girls of their dads because I'm emotionally distant. I freaking look like their dads. That's the dream. My life is over.