Ghost Lily: By the way, I love your hair.
2006 Lily: I love your hair!
Ghost Marvin Sr.: Imaginary women, right?
Marshall: I need everyone to just be quiet, please. Look, I know that I could have handled all of this better. But setting aside the fact that all of our friends are here and that we don't speak Italian, if we stay in New York, we both get to follow our dreams. Are we really gonna go someplace where only one of us gets to do that?
Ghost Lily: Of course not.
Marshall: Well, then how can you...? Wait. What?
Ghost Lily: We're not moving to Italy. We have a baby. It makes sense to stay here. Even I know that.
Marshall: You do? So... I win? Well, then, ho, hey, ho. In your ethereal face, Ghost Lily. Oh, yeah, the Convincer right here! She thought I was gonna lose.
Ghost Lily: You are gonna lose. You're gonna lose this. If you keep lying to me, if you keep cutting me out of decisions, if you keep using words like "winning" and "losing" when you talk about our marriage. It's not like it'll happen all at once, but if you keep acting this way, little by little, you're gonna lose me. Is that what you want?
Marshall: No, of course not. You're not my enemy. You're my wife.
2006 Lily: [as Borat] My wife! [normal voice] Right? No. Sorr... sorry.