Quote from The Mother in How Your Mother Met Me
[flashback to March 2008:] The Mother: Okay, here it is. I haven't played this since the popular girls locked me inside the case. Although it was roomier than when I played the violin. [gasps] What are you doing? Mitch: I don't know. What am I doing? The Mother: I don't know. What are you doing? Mitch: This is my thing. The Mother: It certainly is. Now please cover your thing up. Mitch: Sorry. I meant this move, it's my thing. I call it "The Naked Man." A few weeks ago, I was on a date, and it worked. And then I was on another date and it worked again, so I figured it would work all the time. The Mother: Well, now you know it doesn't work all the time. Mitch: Yeah. Although two out of three. The Mother: Is this what it's gonna be like being single in New York? Even the nice guys turn out to be total creeps? Mitch: I have gotten pretty creepy since I moved here. The Mother: I feel so lost right now. I don't even know what I'm doing with my life. Mitch: Can I tell you an embarrassing story? The Mother: Is it this one taking place right now?