Quote from Barney in Knight Vision
Ted: Huh. It's a big decision. Barney: The biggest. It brings to mind that religious text which we hold most sacred. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. [fantasy scene of Ted as Indiana Jones and Ted as a collaborator:] Barney: Remember? They entered a chamber. Ted: Really? I'm the one working with the Nazis? Barney: Ted... Just... Just... Okay? They had to choose which cup was this special cup. I forget what it was called, it was like the Holy Grail of cups. Ted: It was the Holy Grail. Barney: Of cups, exactly. So the Nazi confederate chose, and... Ted: Don't make me do that, I'd rather... Barney: Ted, Ted, the confederate Nazi chose and... Ted: Okay. Okay. And now I'm gonna explode. Knight Templar: He chose poorly. Barney: Then Indy picked a cup, and... Knight Templar: You chose wisely. [Barney starts playing guitar and rocking out with girls in bikinis] [reality:] Barney: So choose wisely, Ted.