Barney Quote #1952
Quote from Barney in Knight Vision
Ted: Huh. It's a big decision.
Barney: The biggest. It brings to mind that religious text which we hold most sacred. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
[fantasy scene of Ted as Indiana Jones and Ted as a collaborator:]
Barney: Remember? They entered a chamber.
Ted: Really? I'm the one working with the Nazis?
Barney: Ted... Just... Just... Okay? They had to choose which cup was this special cup. I forget what it was called,
it was like the Holy Grail of cups.
Ted: It was the Holy Grail.
Barney: Of cups, exactly. So the Nazi confederate chose, and...
Ted: Don't make me do that, I'd rather...
Barney: Ted, Ted, the confederate Nazi chose and...
Ted: Okay. Okay. And now I'm gonna explode.
Knight Templar: He chose poorly.
Barney: Then Indy picked a cup, and...
Knight Templar: You chose wisely.
[Barney starts playing guitar and rocking out with girls in bikinis]
[reality:]
Barney: So choose wisely, Ted.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
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Quote from Lily
Reverend: Well, I talked to Barney and Robin and let me say, I am shocked.
Lily: You should be.
Reverend: Flat-out lying to me like that?
Lily: We are not misunderstanding each other.
Reverend: How dare you pretend their beautiful story is actually your own?
Lily: Come again for Lil' Fudge?
Quote from Barney
Ted: Look at this, your wedding weekend.
Barney: I know, this close to finally having sex again. It's been forever.
Ted: Oh, you and Robin been abstaining?
Barney: Talking about you, Ted. Here's the deal. Every hookup at a weekend wedding is decided at Friday night drinks. Get stuck with the wrong girl tonight, the only action you'll get all weekend is a self-five. And I don't mean the cool kind. [laughs] Self-five. That's the cool kind.
Quote from Barney
Barney: To help you decide, I spent all day yesterday picking your top three prospects.
Robin: And I helped. It was either that or writing our vows. Ugh. Gag.
Barney: Sophia was Robin's college roommate. And she's apparently "a bit of a screamer in the sack."
Robin: Yeah, mid-sex, she sounds exactly like a car alarm from the '90s. You know: [mimicking car alarm] Dudes love it.
Barney: Cassie is the daughter of my mom's best friend. Sad story, 12 years ago, her gymnast career was tragically cut short... when her boobs got too big. Grace is a new co-worker. She's had six different positions at the firm. And that was just at the Christmas party. So Grace doesn't arrive till later, I recommend Sophia. I strongly feel that you should strongly feel her. [high-fives Robin]