Barney: Oh, oh. Here's another one. You know how I found out I'm one-quarter Canadian, but blocked that out because your nation's ridiculous and I'm awesome?
Robin: Sure.
Barney: Turns out I have a crazy cousin Mitch on that side of the family.
Robin: That's funny, I have a crazy cousin Mitch, too. But I guarantee he's crazier than yours. He built his own house from timber he chopped down from other people's houses.
Barney: That's funny, my cousin Mitch is a lumberjack. Except mine has six fingers.
Robin: On one hand or total?
Barney: Total.
Robin: Are truckers always beating him up?
Barney: Yes, because...
Both: He has to hitchhike with his middle finger!
Barney: Wait. Is it possible that we're...
Robin: Could we be...
Barney: Ranjit, could you be a dear and pull over for a second?
Ranjit: Pulling over!
[Robin and Barney both open their door and vomit]