Quote from Barney in Something Old
[Barney and Robin Sr. address their laser tag teams of young boys:] Barney: Men, it's us versus them. Our actions here today will echo through eternity... Stand up straight, Kaden! Robin Sr.: I only have one rule, you worthless maggots: We all respect each other. Barney: I only have one rule: For every three tens you bang, throw a bone to a five. They're grateful and hard-working and let's face it, sometimes you just want to lay there. Boy: What's that got to do with Laser Tag? Barney: Everything! Robin Sr.: ...and we will prevail, even if it takes all night! Tanner. Tanner: I have to be home by 4:00. Robin Sr.: [laser gun zaps] Anyone else have any scheduling issues? Barney: You can take down anyone on their team, but I want the big man for myself. Boy: What's your beef with oldie? Barney: He's... my father. Kai: Father-in-law. Barney: Shut up, Kai.