[Barney and Robin Sr. address their laser tag teams of young boys:]
Barney: Men, it's us versus them. Our actions here today will echo through eternity... Stand up straight, Kaden!
Robin Sr.: I only have one rule, you worthless maggots: We all respect each other.
Barney: I only have one rule: For every three tens you bang, throw a bone to a five. They're grateful and hard-working and let's face it, sometimes you just want to lay there.
Boy: What's that got to do with Laser Tag?
Barney: Everything!
Robin Sr.: ...and we will prevail, even if it takes all night! Tanner.
Tanner: I have to be home by 4:00.
Robin Sr.: [laser gun zaps] Anyone else have any scheduling issues?
Barney: You can take down anyone on their team, but I want the big man for myself.
Boy: What's your beef with oldie?
Barney: He's... my father.
Kai: Father-in-law.
Barney: Shut up, Kai.