Barney: I can't wait for my wedding day. I mean, there is no way that Liddy is gonna be wearing that coat, right? Right? "Barney Stinson, do you hope she wears something slinky and backless?" "I do".
Ted: Okay, can I just say something as your best man? Be careful.
Barney: What do you mean?
Ted: You just... You haven't been acting like a guy who's about to get married, and I know you think it's okay because Robin's so cool, but I'm telling you, she's not as cool as you think she is.
Barney: Oh, I see. And you'd know this because you know Robin better than I do. You know what she appreciates better than her own fiance.
Ted: I'm just saying, if I was getting married in three weeks...
Barney: But you're not getting married in three weeks, Ted. I am. Robin's marrying me, not you.
Ted: You're right. Not my place. Why don't I get the next round?