Barney: So, you're the Ted from 20 hours from now?
20-hours-from-now-Ted: Shh. Just... shh.
20-Years-From-Now-Barney: You okay?
20-hours-from-now-Ted: No, I'm not okay. This dummy's about to go to Robots vs. Wrestlers... and yes, it'll be awesome...
20-Years-From-Now-Ted: See?
20-hours-from-now-Ted: At first. But then you're gonna drink way too much, hence the headache. Then you're gonna jump into the ring and sprain your wrist, hence the splint. And then afterwards, you're gonna smoke half a pack of cigarettes, hence the... [coughs]
20-Years-From-Now-Barney: Well, that's the sound a good time.
20-hours-from-now-Ted: And 20 hours from now, when you're me, you're gonna want to come back here, right to this very spot, right now, and smack yourself upside the head.
Ted: Yeah, but obviously I wouldn't do that 'cause I'd only be smacking myself... Ow!