Ted: We're not gay.
Barney: Nope. Stuck with girls. I wish men could have children on their own, like sea horses.
Ted: Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Barney: They have a little pouch. They should be called sea kangaroos.
Ted: No, y-you want kids?
Barney: Maybe I've kind of lately been thinking about the whole wife and kids thing. Just minus the wife.
Ted: You could always go it alone. Like Mr. Drummond on Diff'rent Strokes.
Barney: Yeah, but that was the '80s, when you could just swing by any inner-city playground in your limo and scoop up some kids.
Ted: Mmm. Simpler times. I guess it's better to have someone in it with you anyway, you know? Lifetime partnership.
Barney: The only partnership in my life that has stood the test of time is this one. The sacred bond of man and bro.
Ted: Maybe we should start a family together. [both laugh]