Quote from Future Ted in Blitzgiving
Marshall: Yeah. You don't want to bail early, man. You could become The Blitz. Future Ted: [v.o.] Blitz was a guy we knew in college. Sadly, he was cursed. [flashback to Ted and Marshall "eating a sandwich" with a guy in their dorm room:] The Blitz: Well, I'm calling it a little early. Ted: Wha- You sure? We got big plans. Marshall: Yeah. Remember how last week we fired up a sandwich, and we listened to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon while watching The Wizard of Oz? Ted: Well, tonight, we're doing the same thing, only with "Weird Al" Yankovic's Greatest Hits and Apocalypse Now. We'll see what happens. The Blitz: Nah, it's Kraft/Croft night: mac and cheese and Tomb Raider. Biz-zow! Future Ted: You see, every time Blitz left a place, something amazing happened. [A woman wearing only a towel enters the dorm room] Woman: Oh! I'm sorry. I thought this was my room. [drops towel] [later, Ted and Marshall tell The Blitz about their evening:] Ted: Completely naked! Marshall: Completely naked! The Blitz: Aw, man! Marshall: And the movie was awesome. The Blitz: Aw, man! Ted: At the exact moment Brando first appeared, "Weird Al" launched right into "Eat It." The Blitz: Aw, man!