Marshall: I'm sorry about that, but you know what? I got to be able to tell my dad.
Lily: Your dad is the last person you should tell! The man is too involved in our lives! It's like, every time the phone rings...
[flashback to Lily answering the phone:]
Lily: Hello.
Marvin Sr.: Lily, Marvin Eriksen. I noticed you hadn't changed your last name yet.
Lily: No, I'm gonna...
Marvin Sr.: So, don't worry. I called the DMV, I called your Amex, I got that process started for you.
[another phonecall:]
Lily: Hello.
Marvin Sr.: Lily, Marvin Eriksen. I understand you and Marshall have been fighting. Well, let me tell you what works for me and the missus. Frilly French undies and a box of wine.
[another phone call:]
Lily: Hello. You might want to try pickles on that sandwich.
[present:]
Marshall: Pickles would have helped that sandwich!
Lily: The man has no boundaries. And I just can't procreate under these conditions!