Quote from Ted in The Playbook
Ted: I'd love to have no interest in a relationship. There's no way I'd be single right now if I wanted to be single. Lily: Okay, now you're ready. Ted: Ready for what? Lily: Three years ago, this girl Shelly started teaching at my school. The moment I saw her, I was like, "this is the girl for Ted." Ted: Why am I just hearing about her now? [flashback to Lily and Shelly entering MacLaren's three years earlier:] Shelly: You know, I usually hate being set up but this Ted just sounds so great. Lily: Oh, he is. He's so sweet and thoughtful and intelligent. [Ted has a mouth full of chicken fingers as Marshall eggs him on] Marshall: Come on, buddy! One more chicken finger and the crown is yours! Lily: I don't see him anywhere. He must be out doing charity work. So, different bar? Ted: [mouth full] That girl with Lily's pretty cute!