Robin: Over the years, as my body developed...
Barney: Hold on a sec. [starts recording on his phone] Sorry, go on.
Robin: It became harder and harder for him to pretend I was a boy. [v.o.]
[flashback to young Robin's hockey team at her house:]
Robin: [v.o.] The lowest moment came when I turned 14. My peewee hockey team had just won the Squamish invitational and everyone came back
to my house to celebrate.
Robin Sr.: You lads availed yourself splendidly out there on the ice. Splendidly. You go on outside. I'll come back with an assortment of soft drinks and American pretzels.
Kyle: Hey, I can't believe you missed that last empty-netter, you hoser.
Robin: You're the hoser.
Kyle: No, you're the hoser.
[Robin and Kyle are kissing as her father walks back in the room]
Robin Sr.: What are you doing? You're teammates, hockey players. Teammates don't kiss! Hockey players don't kiss! Oh, my God. I have no son.