Barney: Anyway, the last time I visited, I kind of screwed things up.
[flashback to Barney visiting Becca in prison:]
Barney: I know it's hard, baby, but I'm in a prison, too. A prison of my own heart. [holding the phone] Is that room ready yet or what? Can we... Tick-tock.
Becca: Barney, you're the only thing that's keeping me going here.
Barney: That's what I'm here for, baby. I'm your rock. I'm... [sees another woman] Oh, my God. Hello, strange. [to the over woman] Hi, Barney Stinson, attorney at law. Let's talk about getting you off.
Becca: Oh, hell, no! [tackles the other woman]
Barney: Whoa! [Barney starts to film it on his phone]
[present:]
Barney: Now I get letters from Becca and she's all, "I'm coming to get you the day I get out of here. I'm gonna hang your eyes from my rearview mirror. " Women, huh?