Marshall: Okay, so... Then I say to Barney...
[flashback to Marshall and Barney at the diner]
Marshall: I'm not gonna scream at the waiter, Barney.
Barney: Yes, you are. That waiter is every boss and every bully who ever embarrassed or belittled you. And how dare he deny you the one thing that you want, that would make you happy at this moment. A sandwich and gravy fries.
Waiter: One green tea with lemon, one meatloaf. Enjoy, my friends.
Barney: Marshall.
Marshall: Excuse me?
Waiter: Yes?
Marshall: This is not what I ordered.
Waiter: Yes, it is.
Marshall: I beg your pardon, sir, But I ordered a sandwich and gravy fries, And as the customer, I'm always right, so...
Waiter: No! No! I am not going to stand here and take this! I am at the end of a triple shift. That's 18 hours! And then I have to take two trains and a bus to Astoria to have my wife scream at me because I'm never home. No! No, you eat your damn meatloaf!