Ted: All right, first of all, this isn't one of those, "I came all the way over here because I want you back" things. There'll be no startling confession of love, no sweet indie rock song that swells up just as we're about to kiss, none of that crap. Got it?
Robin: Okay.
Ted: Good. Now, here's the thing. It sucks that you came back from Argentina with someone as awesome as Gael. And I know I have no right to be upset at you. We're broken up, life goes on, whatever. But you know what? We- We never did this. We- We had this polite breakup with no irrational yelling and that's just wrong. So I'm gonna yell irrationally for a while and you're just gonna have to stand there and deal with it, okay?
Robin: If you feel like you need to do that, then...
Ted: [yelling] I think I do! I really think I do! So now, I'm yelling!
Robin: You shaved.
Ted: I did.
Robin: I liked the beard.
Ted: I liked it too, but it was getting kind of hot. Maybe in the winter, I'll grow it back out! [quietly] Okay, I'm done.