Tim Quote #3471
Tim: You know, this isn't about building a greenhouse.
Wilson: Well, then what's it about, Tim?
Tim: It's so... It would... It came all the way to... I would not... I... I really... There's... It's hard... I come out... I like coming to the fence.
Wilson: To articulate the deep feelings you find difficult to communicate to other men.
Tim: Yes!
Wilson: You know, Tim, if I build this greenhouse the way I intended, you'd have to come around the house, knock on the door if you wanted to talk.
Tim: I could do that. And I could just call you on the phone if I wanted to.
Wilson: I could get a computer. We could e-mail.
Tim: Yeah.
Wilson: Yeah.
Tim: We could do that.
Wilson: Yeah. You want to do that?
Both: Nah!
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Wilson: Did you know that hockey originated with the Iroquois Indians? Their original term for the game was "hoghee."
Tim: The Iroquois, huh? What did they use for a puck? Buffalo chips?
Wilson: [chuckles] No. In the Iroquois version, they used actual human skulls.
Tim: Really?
Wilson: No!
Quote from Tim
Tim: But your neighbor has to look at this ugly thing though, huh?
Al: Maybe Wilson could plant some decorative ivy. Mother's always been partial to vines.
Tim: That's because she swings from them!
Quote from Jill
Jill: If you're so worried about this, why don't you just go outside and talk to Wilson?
Tim: I tried to talk to him at work and he just ran off the set.
Jill: Well, you know, it's Wilson's property. Ultimately, if he wants to build this thing, I don't think there's much you can do about it.
Tim: Oh, really? I tell you one thing, when I jumpstart this brain, I can do anything.
Jill: So 100 years from now, Wilson's got trouble.