Wilson Quote #435
Quote from Wilson in Neighbors
Wilson: I cannot believe you are being so petty about this greenhouse.
Tim: The design was bogus and overdone. Even that... Even that drawing was a joke.
Wilson: The drawing was a joke?
Tim: Yes!
Wilson: No, no, no, Tim. You, those ridiculous lights, that is the joke!
Tim: Well, I'm sorry you feel that way. But this is my yard and I can put up any lights I want.
Wilson: And this is my property. I'll put up a ten-foot aluminum wall. It will reflect the light back at you.
Tim: There are zoning laws, you know!
Wilson: Then I'll get a variance.
Tim: Then I'll get a variance to make my lights even higher and brighter.
Wilson: Well, then I'll get another variance to make my wall even higher.
Tim: Well, I guess we got a lot of work to do!
Wilson: Fine!
Tim: Fine!
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Neighbors’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Did you know that hockey originated with the Iroquois Indians? Their original term for the game was "hoghee."
Tim: The Iroquois, huh? What did they use for a puck? Buffalo chips?
Wilson: [chuckles] No. In the Iroquois version, they used actual human skulls.
Tim: Really?
Wilson: No!
Quote from Tim
Tim: But your neighbor has to look at this ugly thing though, huh?
Al: Maybe Wilson could plant some decorative ivy. Mother's always been partial to vines.
Tim: That's because she swings from them!
Quote from Jill
Jill: If you're so worried about this, why don't you just go outside and talk to Wilson?
Tim: I tried to talk to him at work and he just ran off the set.
Jill: Well, you know, it's Wilson's property. Ultimately, if he wants to build this thing, I don't think there's much you can do about it.
Tim: Oh, really? I tell you one thing, when I jumpstart this brain, I can do anything.
Jill: So 100 years from now, Wilson's got trouble.