Tim Quote #3463
Tim: Today we're gonna show you how to put up a beautiful garden greenhouse in your yard. And for that we have a special guest today who's embarking on just such a project. He's a good friend and neighbor of mine, Wilson Wilson. Heidi, my neighbor, please.
Wilson: Hidey-ho, Tim.
Al: Well, let's get started. Now, the first step in building a greenhouse is to determine site, size and materials.
Tim: The site will be Wilson's backyard. What I've selected for him is this pre-fab 7-by-8 unit, right? It's got redwood. It's got fiberglass panels. And it'll fit snug up against his house.
Wilson: Well, this is very nice, Tim. But I still prefer my original idea of this Victorian style.
Tim: Well, we already went over that backstage. It's just not good for the site. It's a little too frou-frou.
Heidi: Tim, it's so pretty.
Tim: I rest my case.
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Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Did you know that hockey originated with the Iroquois Indians? Their original term for the game was "hoghee."
Tim: The Iroquois, huh? What did they use for a puck? Buffalo chips?
Wilson: [chuckles] No. In the Iroquois version, they used actual human skulls.
Tim: Really?
Wilson: No!
Quote from Tim
Tim: But your neighbor has to look at this ugly thing though, huh?
Al: Maybe Wilson could plant some decorative ivy. Mother's always been partial to vines.
Tim: That's because she swings from them!
Quote from Jill
Jill: If you're so worried about this, why don't you just go outside and talk to Wilson?
Tim: I tried to talk to him at work and he just ran off the set.
Jill: Well, you know, it's Wilson's property. Ultimately, if he wants to build this thing, I don't think there's much you can do about it.
Tim: Oh, really? I tell you one thing, when I jumpstart this brain, I can do anything.
Jill: So 100 years from now, Wilson's got trouble.