Tim Quote #2991
Quote from Tim in Believe It or Not
Tim: What you got, Wilson? Some rare Amazonian plant you crossbred with, like, a North African variety?
Wilson: They're petunias. Good day, Tim.
Tim: Wait a minute, Wilson. I was wondering if maybe that spaceship you saw is the same kind that the army found in Roswell.
Wilson: What do you know of Roswell?
Tim: Well, I know that a lot of people think a flying saucer crash-landed there. I also know about Sheffield, England. In 1962 there was a spectacular sighting there. And in Mexico City, 198-
Wilson: '83.
Tim: Yeah.
Wilson: You know, Tim, with the difficult time you gave me, I'm kind of surprised you're taking such an interest in unexplained phenomena.
Tim: Well, I figured if a real intelligent guy like you was interested in the stuff, maybe I should learn more about it, so I went on the Internet and I found out there's a lot of people have had experiences just like yours, and not just people with a shellac dependency.
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Tim: I'm talking about extraterrestrials.
Benny: Why would a guy need more than two? [Tim and Marty laugh]
Quote from Tim
Tim: Actually, you have spent a lot of time up on the roof. You ever noticed anything odd in the sky? Unusual sights?
Al: Uh, Tim, not with the aliens again.
Tim: No, I'm talking about UFOs, spaceships, that kind of stuff.
Al: I think the audience wants to talk about roofs, not about people from outer space.
Tim: You're awfully defensive about this.
Al: There are no aliens.
Tim: How do you know?
Tony: Hey, maybe he's hiding something.
Tim: Yeah, maybe he's hiding the fact that he's an alien.
Al: I am not now nor have I ever been an alien!
Tim: Oh, yeah? What do the first two letters of "alien" spell, Al?
Tony: Ooh...
Tim: And your mother's quite large. Perhaps she's the mothership.
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Tim: OK. What do we do?
Randy: Well, we're all booted up. So access the server, double-click on the browser icon, and we'll be surfing the Net.
Tim: OK. You know, 20 years ago no one would've understood that sentence, and today it's just me.