Tim Quote #2776
Quote from Tim in The Old College Try
Billy: Wait. So, the guy says to the bartender, "Who keeps saying all these nice things about me?"
Grant: And the bartender says, "The peanuts. They're complimentary."
Tim: This is good. Eight pieces of pizza, I'm still laughing. Although it wasn't that funny in the car with the windows rolled up, was it?
Grant: I'm still hungry. You got anything to eat?
Tim: Fridge is there. Help yourself.
Brett: Is this your old lady?
Tim: Yeah. Although when you meet her, I might use some other term.
Brett: She's a babe.
Tim: Yeah, she is a babe. If you think she's a honey, wait till you see the honey in the garage.
Grant: Hey, can I eat this? Looks like tuna casserole.
Tim: For your own safety, Grant, don't touch the casserole. Put it down slowly, back away and don't make eye contact.
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Quote from Wilson
Tim: We sound like a bunch of geezers.
Harry: Well, there's a very good reason for that.
All: We are.
Wilson: You know, I'm reminded of the English novelist Anthony Powell who said, "Getting old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you never committed."
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, you want some?
Wilson: Oh, no chili for me. You know, I just got my cholesterol results. I wish my IQ was that high. Wait a second. It is.
Quote from Jill
Tim: You won't believe what happened to me today.
Jill: What?
Tim: Wayne County Community College called the set and wants me to teach a class.
Jill: How to Blow Yourself Up 101?
Tim: You know, these barbs draw blood sometimes.