Tim Quote #2427
Quote from Tim in A Funny Valentine
Liddy Talbot: Now, the reason I looked you up was because I was a friend of your father's.
Tim: Oh! [laughs] Oh, great! It's always nice to meet people that knew Dad.
Liddy Talbot: Yes. Well, I knew him very well. We used to go together.
Tim: Be... Before he met my mom?
Liddy Talbot: Oh, yes. And we kind of kept in touch afterwards too.
Tim: After he was married?
Liddy Talbot: That's what I wanted to talk to you about.
Tim: What's really to talk about...?
Liddy Talbot: Tim, your father changed my life in a very profound way.
Tim: No kidding. Well, you know... [drinks] ...speaking of profound changes, this lobby here, they changed it. It used to be a nautical theme. This hotel's got...
Liddy Talbot: Tim, about your father?
Tim: Enough with my father! It's just...
Liddy Talbot: Tim, I asked you here so I could talk.
Tim: Well, let's talk. What about your daughter? What is she doing? Elizabeth? Liz, we used to call her. She was the secretary/treasurer of the Latin Club. I speak a little "atin-Lay" myself.
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‘A Funny Valentine’ Quotes
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Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. Of course, you all know my assistant, Al Borland. [crowd applause] Well, welcome to remodeling week here on Tool Time. Today we're gonna show you some space-saving items around the home, like this clever little clap rack.
Al: All right, let's start over here at the kitchen counter.
Tim: No better way to save space than utilize it well. Under-counter recycling bins.
Al: And this narrow area is a great place for a dispenser for aluminum, wax paper and plastic wrap.
Tim: And what about my special drawer?
Al: What is so special about this drawer?
Tim: This is a drawer you can put all the stuff you can't find any other place for. You know, like buttons and pins that don't work, string, thimbles, you know, navel lint, rakes, brooms, skis, poles... There's even room for you in there, Al.
Al: I don't think so, Tim.
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Al: All right. Now, this is a nifty idea. This is a cooling unit in a drawer. It's great for fruits and vegetables, close to the cutting board.
Tim: As well as your wine, your beer, your vodka.
Al: And that extra liver you're going to need for the transplant.
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Al: Now, if you need some extra space in the utility room, this unit is a washer/dryer all in one.
Tim: Oh! Finished your laundry, Al. [holds up a large pair of flannel underpants] Oh, gosh darn it, I must've shrunk 'em.
Al: All right. Now, over to the family unit here.
Tim: Now, you can't possibly tell me these are called briefs. How many flannels you have to kill to get underwear this size?