Tim Quote #2107
Quote from Tim in Shopping Around
Mr. Leonard: You know, l... I've been thinking a lot about our relationship.
Lucille: I have too.
Mr. Leonard: Oh, OK. You want to go steady?
Lucille: Sounds good to me. Does that mean you won't be seeing that other woman?
Mr. Leonard: Oh, boy! I wasn't that obvious, was I?
Lucille: No. It was Tim and Jill. They were acting so idiotic last night I knew something was up.
Mr. Leonard: Well, that is all over. I've also given a great deal of thought about my priorities in life. You're right at the top. Right after my arthritis pills.
Lucille: [chuckles] You're at the top of my list, too. After my bunion pads.
Mr. Leonard: [laughs] Boy, are we gonna be a lovely pair, walking hand in hand into the pharmacy.
Lucille: So, where do we go from here?
Mr. Leonard: I don't know. But at our age we had better go fast.
Lucille: Art!
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Quote from Al
Al: It's gonna be great having you on the show, Wilson. You know, your sculptures are incredible.
Wilson: Well, thank you, Al. Ever since I was a young lad, it was always a dream of mine to create metal headwear.
Al: Well, ever since I started working with Tim, it's been a dream of mine to wear metal headwear.
Quote from Tim
Al: Well, you have a lot of hammers to choose from. This here is a ballpeen. This is a bumping hammer. Which one would you prefer?
Mr. Leonard: Well, actually, Al, I like to use both of them.
Tim: So, one hammer's not good enough for you?
Mr. Leonard: No, no, it isn't. Each hammer gives you something different.
Tim: Well, you know, there's a lot of good solid folks out there that think you should pick one hammer and stick with that.
Mr. Leonard: Well, I think they're crazy. I even use a riveting hammer. Sometimes I use a rubber mallet.
Tim: You'll just hammer with anything, won't you?
Mr. Leonard: What the hell are you talking about?
Tim: I'm talking about a guy I thought I knew. Not a guy that goes and picks up tools in restaurants and makes out with them.
Mr. Leonard: What?
Al: All right. OK. Well, I think it's time for another break. We'll be right back after these messages from Binford.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: I thought Mr. Leonard was dating your mother.
Tim: That's what I thought. Last night I saw him kissing some other woman in a restaurant.
Wilson: Hmm. Well, it seems to me that Mr. Leonard probably has a problem with monogamy.
Tim: I don't care what kind of wood he uses. This guy's a role model, I've looked up to this guy.
Wilson: Well, Tim, I'm reminded of what the English essayist, Samuel Johnson, said about teachers of morality. Oftentimes they discourse like angels. But more often, they live like men.
Tim: The only problem is my mom's never been happier.