Tim Quote #2061
Quote from Tim in The Longest Day
Randy: Man, this is awesome, skipping school, going out to breakfast, Mortal Massacre. I can't believe you guys are treatin' me so good. You know, if I didn't know better, I'd think I was dyin'. [dish drops] That was a joke, guys.
Tim: [chuckles] That was a joke. I didn't get it at first, but I just got it. I got it. Tell your mom. Make sure she got it.
Randy: What's goin' on? Does this have anything to do with that blood test I took yesterday?
Jill: OK, yeah, but there's nothing for you to worry about. Do you remember when the doctor was feeling your neck yesterday?
Randy: Yeah.
Jill: Well, um, she felt some swelling which might be a goiter.
Tim: Which is nothing.
Randy: Then why don't they call it nothing instead of a goiter?
Tim: Well, they're not exactly the same thing. I mean, you couldn't say, "Tigers - 8, Yankees - goiter."
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Longest Day’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Randy: Why does this bad stuff always have to happen to me?
Tim: Well, bad stuff happens to everybody. Bad stuff happens to me all the time.
Randy: Yeah, but you cause it.
Quote from Jill
Jill: You're right, I tipped him off. I mean, what kind of mother am I? I had to go and fix him a decent breakfast.
Quote from Randy
Brad: Also, Randy had to go to another doctor and get a second blood test.
Tim: Why?
Randy: It's all Mom's fault. She told Dr. Medwick I been kinda tired lately.
Tim: Well, you have been. I caught you on the couch the other day asleep at 4:00.
Randy: Dad, I was watching Tool Time.