Randy Quote #135
Quote from Randy in Slip Sleddin' Away
Jill: In your life, you're gonna run up against a million Vinnie McGurns. Are you planning on racing all of them?
Randy: I don't know. All I know is that I have to race this one. I have to fight back.
Jill: But it's not a fair fight.
Randy: I'm never gonna have a fair fight. I'm the shortest kid in my class!
Jill: Honey...
Randy: And don't tell me my height doesn't matter.
Jill: It doesn't matter. It's what's inside that counts. Don't sell yourself short. Sorry.
Randy: Look, in case you haven't noticed, even my little brother is the same size as me.
Jill: Randy... everybody grows at their own rate. Mark just had a growth spurt. I mean, you could have one at any time.
Randy: Yeah, but probably not by this weekend, huh?
Jill: No, probably not.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Slip Sleddin' Away’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: I'm gonna run you down to the emergency room, get an x-ray for you, write a note to Mom.
Randy: Dad, I don't need to go to the emergency room.
Tim: [chuckles] That's what I usually tell Al.
Randy: Well, how does he get you to go?
Tim: I don't know. I'm usually passed out by then.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Don't worry. They'll take real good care of you here.
Randy: Is this the emergency room you come to all the time?
Tim: I don't come here all the time.
Delivery Guy: Hey, Tool Man.
Tim: Hey, buddy.
Marge: Hi, Mr. Taylor.
Buzz: Hey, Tim.
Tim: Hey, Buzz. How are those little girls...? Chanel and Cher, right?
Buzz: Good. Real good.
Tim: Hey, Laurie.
Randy: You're better known here than you are at Sears.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Brad, where's your saxophone? You have a lesson in 20 minutes.
Brad: Mom, why do I have to keep taking these stupid lessons?
Jill: Brad, sit down.
Brad: Is this gonna be another one of those "When I was a little girl" stories?
Jill: No. Will you just listen? [long pause] When I was a little person about your age... I had to take flute lessons for five years, and it wasn't always fun, but I was really glad that I stuck to it.
Brad: Why? It's not like you ever play the flute now.
Jill: Well, that's true, but I take great joy in knowing that I could if I wanted to. Besides, if you get really good at it, we could have mother/son jam sessions.
Brad: There's a dream come true.