Jill Quote #249
Quote from Jill in Karate or Not, Here I Come
Jill: Your father and I were just talking and, uh... We think that since Brad and Randy won't ever let you play with them, that you should take some kind of class where everyone gets to participate. So, what do you think?
Do you want to take gymnastics, or... [sighs] karate?
Mark: I can take karate?
Tim: All right.
Jill: Before you decide... Before you decide... do you remember when we watched the Olympics and we saw those handsome American gymnasts get their gold medals?
Tim: Jill...
Jill: Shut up! They were standing, remember, on that podium, so proud. And the American flag was raised, and "The Star-Spangled Banner" was playing, and America wept.
Tim: Please!
Jill: Remember that? That could be you. That could be you. Mark Taylor, gymnast, representing the entire United States of America.
Tim: When does he get his Congressional Medal of Honor?
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Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. I'm your host, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. 'Course, you all know my assistant, Al "I live for Bingo" Borland. Here on Tool Time, we've showed you many different ways to cut wood, but nothing as fun as today. Al, if we were gonna cut that piece of pine, what would you select?
Al: Well, Tim, I'd probably use the Binford 2,200 Circular Saw.
Tim: Mm, good choice. Ooh, but what if we had blown a fuse?
Al: I see, we're at your house.
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Al: Mr. Cho is here to publicize the karate demonstration this Tuesday night at the Fox Theater to benefit the Children's Hospital.
Tim: That's right. Karate. Boy, there's a sport with more power. [grunts]
Robert Cho: That's right, Tim. But the secret is to channel that power through focus and concentration.
Tim: Yeah. Two things I excel at.
Al: Well, that and driving yourself to the hospital while bleeding.
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Jill: Why are you all so fascinated with fighting? I don't want anybody to beat anybody up. What is wrong with you people? You make me sick. I just want you to love each other, you big bunch of jerks!