Tim Quote #261
Quote from Tim in What About Bob?
Tim: Well, I was hoping you'd help us put in the wall switch.
Bob Vila: Well, you're the expert, Tim. You really should install the switch.
Tim: Well, I have to be humble enough to say that I really don't know all there is to know about home repair.
Al: Well, Tim, you surprise me.
Tim: Oh, come on, Al. This is Bob Vila, the big kahuna of home repair, and I think the audience would like to see him in action. What do you think, folks? Come on. [audience cheers]
Bob Vila: Well, what the heck. I mean, electrical work is not my strong point, Tim, but this is pretty simple stuff. I assume you've knocked out the hole and fed the wires through there.
Tim: That would be these three here.
Bob Vila: And then the very important thing is to make sure they're clamped down securely with a lock nut connector.
Tim: I was in Scotland this year, and I actually saw the lock nut connector. [Bob and Al are silent]
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Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Tim, Tim, Tim. The first step for greatness is humbling yourself. [Tim grunts] Maybe you shouldn't try to have all the answers, and instead ask more questions. You see, Tim, a truly wise man always has more questions than answers.
Tim: So... would that make me wiser than you, Wilson?
Wilson: Well, what do you think, Tim?
Quote from Al
Tim: Connect away, Bob.
Al: Tim, are you sure you turned off the electricity?
Tim: That goes without saying, Al.
Al: Well, now that we've said it, have you done it?
Bob Vila: Tim, it's your show. I think you should install the switch.
Tim: Oh, you're the guest. Go on, go on.
Bob Vila: Al, would you do this? Please.
Al: I don't think so, Bob.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Curtis, this is Randy's dad, Mr. Taylor.
Tim: Hi, Curtis. How are you?
Curtis: My father and I watch Tool Time.
Tim: Good.
Curtis: We really like Al.
Tim: We all like Al. [quietly to Jill] He is a geek.