Tim Quote #51
Quote from Tim in Satellite on a Hot Tim's Roof
Wilson: Tim, I got the feeling you got something more on your mind than television.
Tim: Eh, not really, Wilson. It's just Jill is working on her resume with this guy, a know-it-all type. He's trying to impress her.
Wilson: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. That worries you?
Tim: Well, I'm not jealous. I'm the least jealous guy on earth, really.
Wilson: Curious thing about jealousy. Usually it stems from insecurity.
Tim: There's no insecurity here, I can tell you that. However much I'm not jealous. I'm twice as much not insecure.
Wilson: Well, you should be secure, Tim. You've got what every man dreams of.
Tim: Yeah, a satellite dish.
Wilson: No, Tim. Three strapping boys, a nice home, a loving wife.
Tim: You're so right, you know. Jill and I share so many great things. Memories, great food - we love eating. You know - laughter. Nobody makes her laugh like I do. [Jill laughs in the living room with Rondall] [Tim grunts]
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Satellite on a Hot Tim's Roof’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Tim: I was wondering, when you watch my show Tool Time, do you think I'm funny?
Wilson: Well, I've got to be honest with you, Tim. I've never seen the show.
Tim: You've never seen my show?
Wilson: No. But I don't have a television.
Tim: Everybody's got a TV.
Wilson: Not me. I just use my imagination. Watch the pictures inside my mind.
Tim: Cuts down on reruns then, doesn't it?
Wilson: Not really, Tim. There's always déjà vu.
Quote from Tim
Rondall: Oh, do that thing you do on the show. That barking sound. That... [barks]
Tim: Well, it's really not barking. It's more like a simian grunt. [grunts]
Rondall: Yeah, barking, grunting, whatever. It's a very funny show. You're very funny on it.
Tim: It's not all fun and games. It's a home improvement show. Basically what we do...
Rondall: Well, but you're very funny on it. Not like the other guy on the show. The guy who knows everything.
Tim: Al. Al's my assistant. He assists me.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Tim, what do you know about installing a satellite dish?
Tim: It's simple. Mount it, point it straight up. Any man can do that.
Jill: Yeah, but... But it has to stay up longer than ten seconds.