Jill Quote #1090
Quote from Jill in Loose Lips and Freudian Slips
Jill: [on the phone] Hello, Gregory? Hi, this is Mrs. Taylor, Mark's mom. Great film.
Gregory: Are you kidding? I was so traumatized by the public viewing that I just spent two hours on the phone with an Army recruiter.
Jill: Interesting. Gregory, is your father there? I need to talk to him.
Gregory: He's upstairs asleep. I think my film sent him into a catatonic state. And I don't mean Arizona.
Jill: Look, Gregory, did you and your father stay and watch Mark's film?
Gregory: Uh-huh.
Jill: Oh, no. I feel so terrible. I really wanted to apologize to him.
Gregory: Oh, for calling him a pompous jackass? Yeah. He was paged a couple of times so I'm not sure if he saw that part. But I enjoyed it.
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‘Loose Lips and Freudian Slips’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Jill: How do you feel about some killer chili? You want to stay for dinner?
Gregory: Sorry. I can't masticate in front of strangers.
Tim: Who can?
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, my drama department wanted me to rewrite my play. But I was very passionate about Walking Naked.
Jill: So, you refused to make any of the changes?
Wilson: No, no, no, no. Quite the opposite. I caved in, rewrote the whole play. It was a big success.
Jill: You must've been thrilled!
Wilson: Uh-uh. No, I felt terrible because I compromised the integrity of the play.
Jill: So, you think that I should just stick to what I wrote originally?
Wilson: You know, Jill, your name is gonna be on that thesis forever. Shouldn't it represent something that you truly believe in?
Jill: Yes, it should. You've given me a lot to think about. Thank you, Wilson. You're always so sensible.
Wilson: Well, my pleasure. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an old brown bat to seduce.
Quote from Mark
Mark: [on tape] And those are the Taylors. If they are the typical American family, this country's in trouble.