Jill Quote #1087
Quote from Jill in Loose Lips and Freudian Slips
Tim: So, how was your day, baby?
Jill: Well, I handed in my thesis to Dr. Hanover.
Tim: Congratulations! You must feel fantastic!
Jill: No. What? Are you kidding? I have to defend my paper now in front of this whole thesis committee. [Mark walks in with his video camera] And maybe I won't know the material. Maybe I won't be able to answer their questions. Maybe my whole career will go into a downward spiral.
Tim: Maybe you should see a therapist. Oh, that's right. You are one. Say hello.
Jill: Oh, Mark! When are you gonna stop this family documentary thing?
Mark: I'm just getting some last-minute shots. The class is showing our films a week from Friday.
Tim: Great! Now I can make a fool out of myself in front of a whole classroom.
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Jill: How do you feel about some killer chili? You want to stay for dinner?
Gregory: Sorry. I can't masticate in front of strangers.
Tim: Who can?
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, my drama department wanted me to rewrite my play. But I was very passionate about Walking Naked.
Jill: So, you refused to make any of the changes?
Wilson: No, no, no, no. Quite the opposite. I caved in, rewrote the whole play. It was a big success.
Jill: You must've been thrilled!
Wilson: Uh-uh. No, I felt terrible because I compromised the integrity of the play.
Jill: So, you think that I should just stick to what I wrote originally?
Wilson: You know, Jill, your name is gonna be on that thesis forever. Shouldn't it represent something that you truly believe in?
Jill: Yes, it should. You've given me a lot to think about. Thank you, Wilson. You're always so sensible.
Wilson: Well, my pleasure. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an old brown bat to seduce.
Quote from Mark
Mark: [on tape] And those are the Taylors. If they are the typical American family, this country's in trouble.