Tim Quote #3468
Wilson: Tim, what in the Sam Hill are those lights all about?
Tim: What lights?
Wilson: Those blinding towers of halogen.
Tim: Oh, those. I just got them from work. I'm trying a new security-lighting system.
Wilson: You know darn well they'll screw up my botany experiments.
Tim: Will they?
Wilson: Constant light causes photoperiodism. My plants need 12 hours of darkness to flower properly!
Tim: Do they?
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Wilson: Did you know that hockey originated with the Iroquois Indians? Their original term for the game was "hoghee."
Tim: The Iroquois, huh? What did they use for a puck? Buffalo chips?
Wilson: [chuckles] No. In the Iroquois version, they used actual human skulls.
Tim: Really?
Wilson: No!
Quote from Tim
Tim: But your neighbor has to look at this ugly thing though, huh?
Al: Maybe Wilson could plant some decorative ivy. Mother's always been partial to vines.
Tim: That's because she swings from them!
Quote from Jill
Jill: If you're so worried about this, why don't you just go outside and talk to Wilson?
Tim: I tried to talk to him at work and he just ran off the set.
Jill: Well, you know, it's Wilson's property. Ultimately, if he wants to build this thing, I don't think there's much you can do about it.
Tim: Oh, really? I tell you one thing, when I jumpstart this brain, I can do anything.
Jill: So 100 years from now, Wilson's got trouble.