Mark Quote #148
Jenny: It's cold out here.
Mark: You want to go back inside?
Jenny: No. I'm okay. I wonder how they kept warm during World War II?
Mark: You know, interesting you should say that, because their uniforms were actually made out of a heavy-duty wool.
[As Mark leans in to kiss Jenny, the backyard is suddenly illuminated with strong flood lighting]
Wilson: [o.s.] Tim!
Tim: [o.s.] What?
Mark: Jenny, I'm sorry.
Jenny: I'd better go. [exits]
Mark: Goodbye, five, hello, two.
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Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Did you know that hockey originated with the Iroquois Indians? Their original term for the game was "hoghee."
Tim: The Iroquois, huh? What did they use for a puck? Buffalo chips?
Wilson: [chuckles] No. In the Iroquois version, they used actual human skulls.
Tim: Really?
Wilson: No!
Quote from Tim
Tim: But your neighbor has to look at this ugly thing though, huh?
Al: Maybe Wilson could plant some decorative ivy. Mother's always been partial to vines.
Tim: That's because she swings from them!
Quote from Jill
Jill: If you're so worried about this, why don't you just go outside and talk to Wilson?
Tim: I tried to talk to him at work and he just ran off the set.
Jill: Well, you know, it's Wilson's property. Ultimately, if he wants to build this thing, I don't think there's much you can do about it.
Tim: Oh, really? I tell you one thing, when I jumpstart this brain, I can do anything.
Jill: So 100 years from now, Wilson's got trouble.