Wilson Quote #432
Quote from Wilson in Neighbors
Announcer: [v.o.] Okay, Red Wings fans. That's the end of the first period. So it's time for our very special surprise giveaway.
Tim: All right!
Wilson: Well, you seem very excited about this contest.
Tim: Forget the contest. It's time for the Zamboni.
Announcer: [v.o.] And the winning seat is section 12, row 8, seat 22.
[Everyone but Wilson bends down to look at their seat number]
Brad: Shoot.
Tim: It's you.
Wilson: [bends down] Holy Mother Hubbard, it is me!
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Neighbors’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Did you know that hockey originated with the Iroquois Indians? Their original term for the game was "hoghee."
Tim: The Iroquois, huh? What did they use for a puck? Buffalo chips?
Wilson: [chuckles] No. In the Iroquois version, they used actual human skulls.
Tim: Really?
Wilson: No!
Quote from Tim
Tim: But your neighbor has to look at this ugly thing though, huh?
Al: Maybe Wilson could plant some decorative ivy. Mother's always been partial to vines.
Tim: That's because she swings from them!
Quote from Jill
Jill: If you're so worried about this, why don't you just go outside and talk to Wilson?
Tim: I tried to talk to him at work and he just ran off the set.
Jill: Well, you know, it's Wilson's property. Ultimately, if he wants to build this thing, I don't think there's much you can do about it.
Tim: Oh, really? I tell you one thing, when I jumpstart this brain, I can do anything.
Jill: So 100 years from now, Wilson's got trouble.