Tim Quote #3272
Quote from Tim in Home for the Holidays
Jill: Where have you guys been?
Mark: Dad sent us over to Al's to check out his roof decorations.
Brad: See, I am so proud to spy for you for Christmas, the holiest holiday of the year.
Tim: Cut the crap. What did it look like?
Mark: It's awesome.
Brad: His nativity scene's more convincing than the original.
Tim: All right, here's the plan. Take Bobby Ram Dass, put him on the roof and sight him in. All right? I'm gonna get some high-powered binoculars and meet you out there.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Home for the Holidays’ Quotes
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Heidi: Merry Christmas and welcome to Tool Time. We're live on Al's rooftop. Now, here's the star of the show, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
Tim: Thank you, Heidi. I am Tim... Well, "The Yule Man" Taylor. And, of course, you all know my assistant, Al "Be Home for Christmas Just Like Every Other Night" Borland.
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Randy: You know, I miss my friends. I miss writing for the school paper. I miss Arnold Schwarzenegger movies in English.
Tim: How do they say "Hasta la vista, baby" in Spanish?
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Jill: I guess since your dad and I are living here in the middle of all these changes, we haven't even noticed half of them.
[Tim falls off the roof with one of his decorations]
Tim: It's okay. The ground seems to have broken my fall.
Randy: Then again, some things never change.