Tim Quote #3254
Quote from Tim in Thanks, but No Thanks
Marty: Oh, man. I forgot to make their lunch.
Tim: Got up early. I made it myself. I knew just what they wanted. You got the Spam and squid sandwiches, right?
Marty: You guys are unbelievable. I mean, how am I gonna repay you?
Tim: Your watch.
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‘Thanks, but No Thanks’ Quotes
Quote from Brad
Brad: Here you go, Mark. Until Dad puts in the bunk bed, I'm lending you my good sleeping bag.
Mark: In other words, you get the bed.
Brad: Yeah, of course. The older brother always gets the bed.
Mark: That's not fair.
Brad: Okay. Stronger brother, better looking brother. Hey, I've got a million of them.
Mark: Yeah? Well, I'm smarter.
Brad: Then how come you're sleeping on the floor?
Quote from Tim
Tim: Ah, but it must be great spending the night with all these tools, huh? Waking up with the fresh smell of solvents. A rack of ball cocks. But why dream, you know? Jill's never gonna toss me out.
Quote from Jill
Jill: How was your day?
Tim: Not so good. Did you know that Marty is sleeping at the hardware store?
Jill: So you're jealous Harry didn't ask you first?