Al Quote #429
Quote from Al in Mr. Likeable
Tim: What are you leading him on for here, Roy?
Roy Becker: I'm not leading him on. Hey, look, Taylor. If he doesn't make money, I don't make money. And if I don't make money, I'm back living in this neighborhood. I did it again!
Al: Why are you being such a doubting Thomas? You know, the big time is beckoning!
Tim: So are 150 slag workers who want to see you in a sailor suit.
Roy Becker: Yeah? Well, they're out of luck. Let me tell you right now, Al, I don't want this going to your head, but garbage is beneath you.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Mr. Likeable’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Al: You know, I never thought this would happen to me. I've always lived in someone else's shadow.
Tim: Well, growing up with your mom, I'm surprised you knew there was a sun.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: You know, Tim, I can understand your concern for Al. But I'm also reminded of the Persian writer Nasir-i Khusraw. He said, "Though God creates the mother, the breast and the milk, the children must draw for themselves their mother's milk."
Tim: Wilson, you just gave me 12 horrible images.
Wilson: No, no, no, no. I'm just saying, just as the child learns self-reliance by separating from his mother, so the assistant learns by separating from the Tool Man. Maybe what Al needs is protection and support so he's not left hanging.
Tim: So I'll just buy him a sturdy jockstrap.
Wilson: Hello, horrible image number 13.
Quote from Tim
Morgan Fairchild: Al.
Al: Yes, Morgan Fairchild?
Morgan Fairchild: I am so sorry about this. May I have your autograph?
Al: You... You want my autograph?
Morgan Fairchild: Well, actually, it's not for me. It's for my dad. He's a huge fan of Tool Time.
Tim: Well, he probably wants mine, too. Hi. I'm Tim the Tool Man.
Morgan Fairchild: Hi. No, he didn't mention you. Thanks. I, on the other hand, am a huge fan of yours, honey.
Tim: Morgan Fairchild. I love her!