Brad Quote #230
Quote from Brad in Al's Fair Lady
Jill: You were fantastic. I don't understand why you're so upset about this game.
Brad: Mom, it was a disaster. We won eight to nothing and I scored three goals.
Jill: To most people that would be a good thing. What am I missing here?
Brad: No, Mom. I'm missing something. Facial hair, okay? The rest of the team looks like ZZ Top and I look like a four-year-old.
Jill: Oh... Poor baby. I mean, you're the best player on the team, and everyone else is gonna get those coveted facial-hair scholarships.
Brad: So what you're saying is I really shouldn't worry about my looks, and I should more or less focus on what's important in life?
Jill: Exactly.
Brad: You're so way off.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Al's Fair Lady’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Have you talked to Trudy about this?
Al: Oh, I can't. I don't want to hurt her feelings.
Wilson: Well, what about you? You know, the patriot Thomas Paine said, "It is necessary to the happiness of a man that he be faithful to himself."
Al: I suppose you're right.
Quote from Al
Tim: Let's take a look at this van, shall we? It's a custom-made Chevy half-ton. Custom-made flares. It's got a duel rear axle, aluminum wheels, 440 horse 350, but inside is the real story. This thing is equipped to fix anything from a Hoover vacuum to the Hoover Dam. Complete set of Allen wrenches, circular saw, cordless drill, table vise. [holds up a bag of Cheetos] Even one of Al's vices.
Al: And here we have a laptop computer with a complete set of home repair manuals on CD-ROM.
Tim: We call it the brains of the operation.
Al: Something we've never called Tim.
Quote from Al
Al: Oh, no. Trudy, I really like you.
Trudy: You do?
Al: Oh, yeah. I remember the first time I saw you, you had that wire in one hand, and the rat in the other hand, and I said to myself, "Oh, boy, Al! Don't let this one get away!"