Al Quote #399
Quote from Al in Rebel Without Night Driving Privileges
Tim: Judy, welcome to the show.
Trudy: Thank you.
Tim: I understand you have a very unique way of running wire through tight spaces.
Trudy: That's right, Tim. I call it Judy's way.
Tim: Well, fascinating. Do you have a unique tool that you use?
Trudy: You betcha. Right here in Judy's tool box.
Tim: OK. Why don't you open it with Judy's hand?
Trudy: Oh, OK.
Tim: It's a rat.
Trudy: Yeah.
Tim: What do you call this?
Trudy: I call it Judy's rat.
Al: A welcome addition to any toolbox. Does he come in metric? [Trudy laughs]
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Quote from Brad
Tim: I found the root beer out there. Odd thing, though. I couldn't find the Nomad.
Jill: Oh, no!
Tim: It's not in the driveway. It's not in the garage. Where is the station wagon, Brad?
Brad: Well, it is called a Nomad. Maybe it wandered off?
Quote from Randy
Randy: I don't believe this. When I was his age you never would have let me go out this late on a school night.
Jill: Well, you also never had trouble making friends like he does. This thing has been really good for him.
Randy: Wait a second. Let me get this straight. Mark gets fewer rules because he's a dork. And I get more rules because Brad's a dork?
Brad: That's night-driving dork to you.
Quote from Randy
Randy: Well, I'm back safe and sound before the danger of nightfall rears its ugly little head.
Jill: Did you and Lauren have a good time?
Randy: Oh, yeah. We had another lovely wonderful afternoon date. We caught a 3:30 matinee filled with old people explaining the movie to each other. Then we went to an early-bird dinner filled with old people saying, [as an old man] "Does the salmon have bones? I hate bones."