Randy Quote #380
Quote from Randy in An Older Woman
Mark: OK. A buck says Brad goes to the party.
Randy: All righty. Then another dollar says Brad's been feeling like a loser since Angela dumped him. And there's no way he's going to that party.
Mark: Well, we all know Brad's a loser. But I still say he's going to the party.
Jill: You're betting on Brad's social life?
Randy: Actually, I'm betting against it.
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‘An Older Woman’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Jill: Brad?
Brad: Listen, before you guys say anything, there's something I want to tell you.
Tim: You want to register at Toys 'R' Us?
Quote from Tim
Jill: Brad, do you think maybe you're moving a little fast in this relationship?
Brad: We're moving fast because we really like each other.
Tim: Brad, I think the point is she is three years older than you. And, um, we're just worried that maybe you're getting in too deep.
Brad: You're three years older than Mom.
Tim: Look how deep I'm in.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: The 19th century English novelist Elizabeth Gaskell said, "The wise parent nurtures the desire for independence in order to become a friend and advisor when his absolute power ceases."
Tim: If an English novelist said that, how come it's not in English?
Jill: What he means is if we expect Brad to listen to us we've got to be on his side.
Tim: But we're not on his side, honey.
Jill: Yeah, but it's reverse psychology. We have to pretend we are.
Wilson: Well, that isn't the most honest interpretation of Miss Gaskell's words.
Jill: I don't think she'll complain. She's been dead 100 years.
Tim: Show a little respect. That's Eddie Haskell's mom, right?