Tim Quote #2784
Quote from Tim in The Old College Try
Felix: To clear a foreign object through the pipe I use a snake.
Tim: That's pretty old-fashioned stuff, actually, Felix. All the hip, young guys are using compressed air to clear their clogs.
Felix: Well, that's fine if you've got hip, young pipes, Tim. But these old pipes, compressed air can damage old plumbing.
Al: That's right. A snake may be slower, but it's trusty and reliable.
Tim: Uh... "Trusty" and "reliable. Are there two duller words in the English language? Wait a minute. Yeah, there are. Al, you don't have a middle name, do ya?
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‘The Old College Try’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Tim: We sound like a bunch of geezers.
Harry: Well, there's a very good reason for that.
All: We are.
Wilson: You know, I'm reminded of the English novelist Anthony Powell who said, "Getting old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you never committed."
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, you want some?
Wilson: Oh, no chili for me. You know, I just got my cholesterol results. I wish my IQ was that high. Wait a second. It is.
Quote from Jill
Tim: You won't believe what happened to me today.
Jill: What?
Tim: Wayne County Community College called the set and wants me to teach a class.
Jill: How to Blow Yourself Up 101?
Tim: You know, these barbs draw blood sometimes.