Tim Quote #2782
Quote from Tim in The Old College Try
Al: Well, this week, we're gonna be doing a little repair work on the Burnett family bathroom. To get the ball rolling we have our friend and master plumber, Felix Myman, who's going to show us how to get rid of a really nasty sink clog.
Tim: And they say there's nothing good on TV. Felix, come on and join us.
Felix: Hello, Tim, Al. How are you doing?
Al: Great to have you back.
Tim: You know, Felix has more of his work on TV than any other plumber I know. Years ago I had my own cable show, Pipe Styles of the Rich and Famous.
Tim: Felix, from now on let me do the jokes, OK?
Al: Well, why don't we plunge right in?
Tim: Al!
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Harry: Well, there's a very good reason for that.
All: We are.
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Jill: What?
Tim: Wayne County Community College called the set and wants me to teach a class.
Jill: How to Blow Yourself Up 101?
Tim: You know, these barbs draw blood sometimes.