Tim Quote #2781
Quote from Tim in The Old College Try
Heidi: Does everybody know what time it is?
Tim & Al: Tool Time!
Heidi: hat's right. Welcome to Tool Time on location, starring that man in the tub, rub-a-dub-dub, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
Tim: Thank you, Heidi.
Heidi: You're welcome.
Tim: Welcome to Tool Time on location. I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. And speaking of tubs, here's Al Borland.
Al: Thank you, Tim.
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Quote from Wilson
Tim: We sound like a bunch of geezers.
Harry: Well, there's a very good reason for that.
All: We are.
Wilson: You know, I'm reminded of the English novelist Anthony Powell who said, "Getting old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you never committed."
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, you want some?
Wilson: Oh, no chili for me. You know, I just got my cholesterol results. I wish my IQ was that high. Wait a second. It is.
Quote from Jill
Tim: You won't believe what happened to me today.
Jill: What?
Tim: Wayne County Community College called the set and wants me to teach a class.
Jill: How to Blow Yourself Up 101?
Tim: You know, these barbs draw blood sometimes.