Tim Quote #2780
Quote from Tim in The Old College Try
Jill: Am I crazy or did I hear you come in at, like, 2:00 in the morning?
Tim: You're crazy. It was closer to quarter to three. Hey, do you have any plans next Tuesday night?
Jill: No. Why, what's up?
Tim: I thought it would be cool idea to invite some of the students and girlfriends for dinner.
Jill: Tuesday night's your poker night.
Tim: I'll skip it.
Jill: You've played poker every single Tuesday night for the last seven years.
Tim: It's getting to be a drag. I mean, all those guys do is talk about bodily functions.
Jill: You love bodily functions.
Tim: Yeah, but I'm a doer, not a talker.
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‘The Old College Try’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Tim: We sound like a bunch of geezers.
Harry: Well, there's a very good reason for that.
All: We are.
Wilson: You know, I'm reminded of the English novelist Anthony Powell who said, "Getting old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you never committed."
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, you want some?
Wilson: Oh, no chili for me. You know, I just got my cholesterol results. I wish my IQ was that high. Wait a second. It is.
Quote from Jill
Tim: You won't believe what happened to me today.
Jill: What?
Tim: Wayne County Community College called the set and wants me to teach a class.
Jill: How to Blow Yourself Up 101?
Tim: You know, these barbs draw blood sometimes.